Zach Braff Annoys Me

I used to really like Zach Braff. He was kind of cute, kooky, and had healthy, fluffy hair. But then Scrubs became predictable and I tired of his idiotic escapades. Garden State was released and people only seemed to like it because of the soundtrack. And it was too quirky - it was all really contrived, I felt. The whole affair with Zach (not literally) was disappointing, because it was like getting to know somebody you looked up to and thought was interesting and cool, but slowly realizing that most of what s/he was doing/saying was lifted (sometimes subtly, sometimes not) from somewhere else.

When I stumbled across this image of Braff on Threadless, I knew that it was all over between Zach and I. Threadless is supposed to be the place for ordinary graphic designer-aspiring types to submit cool designs and feel good about our cool little community (mind you, I haven't actually submitted anything yet, I've just been thinking about it for a year or something and I think that makes me part of something, no?) and here is Zach Braff, barging into our (ok, 'their') special place and acting ALL SMUG about the whole thing. I mean, look at him. ALSO, he's using the valuable space to promote his latest film, The Last Kiss, and I think that's really cheap and... and... BRAZEN. He's standing on the set of Scrubs and for some reason that bothers me too. Like, we know that you're a movie/television 'star.' Why didn't you get somebody to take the photo at your apartment or something? Then maybe you'd be cool. At least act sheepish about the whole thing.

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

* tears at hair *