OUI. OUI. OUI!

I did a search on Google for images of France, and this is one of the first pictures that turned up. The baguette, the flamboyant mustache, the beret - good job, kid. The ascot-type thing is a nice touch, too.

Point being - I'm off to France for a few days, so no postings until next week! I'm really looking forward to setting foot on French soil, so the wide-eyed expressions of surprise that usually greet my response of "No, I've never been to France" will finally END.

I just hope something like this doesn't happen:


Is that a french fry? My God, look at how thin and terrified he is. The potato looks like he's making a frantic emergency call with a conch shell. I personally think it's too late, man. There's really no hope for you.