Vatican Priest of the Month: June Edition

Yes, June is almost over - but I haven't forgotten about sharing my peculiar calendar of Vatican priests with all of you. Here's our man Giugno (Junio, I think, is also an appropriate name), who enjoys Italian cooking, long serene walks along the beach, spending tranquil moments at home with his cat, partaking in distressing and highly deviant sexual practices, and masterminding intricate assassination plots. He also takes great pleasure in boring a hole with his eyes through your fragile soul.

Surely the people who pieced together this calendar knew that something was desperately wrong with these photographs?