Monday Morning Survey: Suspicious or No?

I recently found this small ad in one of Zoe's old issues of The New Yorker. Please take some time to reflect on it. Isn't the whole thing sort of odd? Bluebirds? Hollyhocks? BELTED COWS? Am I the only one who has no idea what a belted cow is?

... And fascinating people of all ages. That's pretty bizarre. The only thing I can think about when I read that phrase is 'hypnosis.' And 'multigenerational cult.' Yeah, I think 'RETIRE' is merely a euphemism for 'DISAPPEAR INEXPLICABLY.' And by 'DISAPPEAR INEXPLICABLY,' I mean 'DIE.' Yeah, that's right. DIE.